Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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