Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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