Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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