I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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