im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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