Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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