I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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