did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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