He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
