We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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