i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i now understand why vodka
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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