I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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