Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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