everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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