Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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