if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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