Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
