"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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