I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm too high and old for this...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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