it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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