God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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