Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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