they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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