Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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