covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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