Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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