i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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