I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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