Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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