He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Even my vagina gasped.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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