Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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