Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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