Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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