normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Farmville is her only friend.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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