i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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