talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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