my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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