found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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