i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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