with your own penis?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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