Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
A+ Viking dick
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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