Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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