I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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