it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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