His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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