I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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