Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
false alarm, still single
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