Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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