the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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