I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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