i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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