You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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