she was so not down for the gang bang
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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