Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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