when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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