I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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